Discworld Convention 2016

The beat goes on...

26-29 August 2016
Chesford Grange Hotel Warwick


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    TV Sounds

    As you may have noticed, the TV's with programme information at the convention sometimes made some ... peculiar noises. Here are all of them for your entertainment:

    • advert-later-than-you-hope
    • advert-sausage-in-a-bun
    • apologise-for-being-a-terrible-friend
    • appointment-10-minutes-ago
    • appointment-in-10-minutes
    • bingle-bingle-bingle
    • bingley-bingley-beep2
    • bingley-bingley-beep
    • chirp-chirp-my-treat
    • depressed-insert-name-here
    • good-evening
    • good-evening-miss
    • good-evening-mrs
    • good-evening-mr
    • good-morning
    • good-morning-campers
    • good-morning-miss
    • good-morning-mrs
    • good-morning-mr
    • lord-insert-name-here
    • meant-to-be-at-location
    • miss-insert-name-here
    • mr-insert-name-here
    • mrs-insert-name-here
    • next-train-late
    • nokia
    • satnav
    • ten-minute-warning
    • train-at-shades
    • weewoo
    • weewoo2
    • what-you-did-last-night


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